Episode 2
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He continued..........
We ordered for one Smirnoff Ice, water and two plates of chips…
Me:so, how long have u been working
here…
Tolu:A little bit above 3years…
Me:wow…..you are my big senior ooo……
Tolu:You can say that again..more reason you should always respect me
Me:Ohk ma….senior Tolu
Tolu:(laughed out loud)...just kidding anyway
Me:so, what's the structure like?
Tolu:You mean the organization at large?
Me:yes
Tolu:lemme just brief you a little…BJ is
the daughter of the chairman who is the
owner of the company.from what I heard, chairman have 3 children and BJ is the eldest and her siblings and parent are residing in the US even though Chairman still oversee everytyn..
Me:what about her husband cos I can see ring on her finger
Tolu:Her husband is fine…He’s also a
consultant in the same line…infact they met while he was working with the company before he established his own outfit but he’s not always around this days as he travels here and there but you will see him come around often whenever he’s in town…
Me:so, BJ is the Alpha and Omega of the
company
Tolu:Yes and No because there are other guys on the field who also support the administration of the company…BJ is just like the operational director that oversees all activities but you will get to meet all other guys as times goes on…..
Me:What about you guys…..you don’t go to field
Tolu: We do….Me, Femi and Bayo just came back from Ghana last week and some other guys will be going to field next week while some will be coming back but we girls don't go to field outside Nigeria much like that
sha…
Me:hmmmmm….Interesting, how long did you guys spend in Ghana
Tolu:Like two months plus sha……..Abeg the one wey I tell you don do….lets talk about something else
Me:something else like
Tolu: don't know maybe personal sha cos you will know about the company as times goes on but you only tend to know about personal
things when you ask at the right time like this…
Me:Ohk….ask me anything and I will tell u... but before that we need to
reach a compromise
Tolu: what compromise…..mo ngbo (am
listening)
Me:raise your palm up……………
Tolu:For what?
Me:raise it up now……………….
Tolu:Ok…………………….
Me:whatever we are saying will be the truth and nothing but the truth……
Tolu:Yes Sir….”burst into laughter”…………..You
are not serious at all
Me:I can never be serious..do you no where serious people are?
Tolu:where oooo…….
Me:Yaba apa osi or ita oshi apa osi (Yaba left)
Tolu:”Burst into laughter”……..so, tell me the other side of you
Me:My other side as in
Tolu:Your social life
Me:hmmmmm……..i don’t fancy myself as highly sociable….i hang out once in a while when and if necessary, club once in a while too, drink once in a while, I don’t womanize but……..
Tolu:But what……………….
Me:I like bleeping..its like my hobby
Tolu:Lol…..you are not serious
Me:Just kidding about the last one though but I do everything in my life moderately……….
Tolu:That's good sha…..
Me:don’t want to overuse myself for my future wife that I don’t know yet…..
Tolu:hehehehe….you don’t know her yet at this stage?
Me:wetyn make I do now……U know finding a lady is like job hunting………………
Tolu:job hunting……How?
Me:seeing a lady for the first time is like a job advert, u try to find out if her job description fit into your qualification before deciding if to apply or not…………then you might decide to
apply after all even though there are job that worth it while some doesn’t worth it……until you collect your offer letter and decide either to accept the job or not…there are some you accept and resign after some months and
there are some you reject the moment you saw the offer but the moment you find your dream job, you tend to accept without looking back again…..
Tolu:hmmmm…..interesting
Me:You might accept that your dream job and later find out that things were not actually the way you thought they were….its now your own decision either to continue and match your job to what you actually want in life or you opt
out and look for another dream job
elsewhere….
Tolu:hmmmmmm……….am listening ooooo
Me:Those that decided to turn around their future with their job are those ones that endured marriage and regard it as for better for worst and those that opt out are the divorced…
Tolu:what about those that want to bleep anything under skirt or trouser
Me:They are like the ones that can do any job
(hustlers)..No area of specialty even though they are professionals…..
Tolu:hmmmmm……so, which one are you
Me:I guess you should find out yourself cos I wont tell you but am very sure am not a hustler.
Tolu:hmmmm…ohk ooooo, so, what was your impression about babes in the office
Me:don’t really have any right now as today is my first day, but you guys are cool as I kept wondering during the meeting what the criteria was for you guys to be working in the organization….
Tolu:Just normal criteria….u must be
intelligent couple with your second class upper and trust BJ, she doesn’t joke with beauty and natural attributes of a
lady………
Me:what if you don’t have?
Tolu:That’s why the first aptitude test is
always simple and they will call for pre
interview……the pre interview is for selection of beautiful babes with natural attributes……..thats why during the pre interview, they will just ask you some simple questions and some applicant will be worried they didn’t get back to them…..not because
they are not intelligent or good but the beauty and physique might be lacking…….
Me:Thatz interesting…….i guess I have a lot to learn here…
Tolu:a lot but its little by little………….what is
your perception of every body for this first day
Me:Notyn really for now as my major
encounter was with Akin and Bayo who are clown and except for Tayo who help me with my laptop and materials briefly……
Tolu:And what about me……..the truth ooooooo and pls no reservation, tell me the way it is
Me:Ohk…the truth but I just hope you won't penalize me
Tolu:Nah….am giving you just 10mins to say anything after which you are not allowed to make any comment again….
Me:ehm…ehm……..ohk
Tolu:Talk now….
Me:Gorgeous lady, Nice lips, beautiful
Bottom……awesome bweast……all perfect that have been wondering what they will look like without all these cloth on……
Tolu:shut up…oniro kuro omode (naughty boy)
I be your senior ooooo
Me:Am sorry ma….na u say make I talk my mind ooooo
Tolu:I hear you…its almost 8:30..the road should be free now
Me:yes…I guess so…..
I called the attendant and ask for our bill…I brought out my wallet to pay…………………
Tolu: olodo you want to pay, take jare and give us change. she handed over 5k to him)
Me:thank you very much ma…….thats more reason why you are my senior….
Tolu serious at all .lets go joor, We stood up and make our way outside by
holding her hand. we stepped outside and everywhere was dark (there was no street light)…Our car was at the extreme end and the
road was a bit block in the front cos of cars coming in and out….the road was narrow with cars parking at both side of the road and cars had to make way for each other to pass…..noise of car horn was the order of the night as people were just shouting on each
other….we were already by the car…….
Tolu:Abeg, lets just wait a little for them to finish with their wahala jare before going….
Me:better…..let the road be clear first before we start going
She opened the car, dropped the jacket of her suit at the back and also put on slippers (just her camisole and skirt on), I also dropped my jacket and tie too. We stood by the car looking at what was happening…..many people speaking different turenchi and shouting at
each other (Lagos wahala)…….We moved to the back of the car and she jumped on the boot of the car while I was facing her………..I rested my hand on her laps……
Me:Thanks so much for the treat my senior
Tolu:You are welcome jare junior
mi…..thatz what seniors are for but
we can also spank you once in a while and everyday no be Christmas ooo cos na traffic cos all this one.
Me:Noted Ma'am …(my hand was already
on her waist during the conversation)
To be continued in next episode 3,
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